Some Useful Feline Advice Presented By Funny Cats
Cats are amazing creatures. Anyone who has read Rudyard Kipling’s story called ‘The Cat That Walked By Himself’ will understand the complexity of their personalities. One moment they are all over you, purring and rubbing, and the next they are aloof, cool and untouchable. Here’s some funny advice from funny cats!
The vet is a place with a horrible smell that humans take you if you are sick. To avoid going to the vet, run outside and hide when you see the cat-carrier. When you are eventually caught, struggle as much as you can so they can’t put you in the carrier.
During the trip to the vet, you must meow the whole time. If you are able to force your claws through the bars of the carrier, give your owner a quick scratch. When you get to the vet, push your body right back inside the carrier with your legs splayed out.
At home when it’s medicine time, run the moment you hear the pill bottle rattling. Your owner might wrap you tightly in a towel while trying to get your mouth open. You can easily squirm your way out and run away again. Eventually your owner will win, but you can get your own back. Throw up on a chair or, better still, the oriental rug.
One of the best ways to have fun is to wake up a sleeping human. Jump up and purr, head-butt, meow or walk on her or him. If you get no reaction, you will have resort to other measures. Rip down the posters, rattle the blinds or scrape your claws noisily on the bed base. You will succeed in the end.
When visitors arrive, pinpoint the one who hates cats. Jump onto the lap as quickly as possible. Any visitor that likes cats must be treated with aloofness and disdain. Don’t give in, no matter how much they try to get your attention. If they persevere, a little nip on the ankle or a scratch on a stocking will work. Always follow visitors to the toilet and stare at them.
Finally, there will be times when you want to express your love for your owners. You can do this by presenting them with a disemboweled rodent, garden snake or a rodent. The expressions on their faces will show their appreciation. See just how funny cats can be!
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